Next Up: Terrycloth Headband and Perm

Herr Guitar and I were in American Apparel the other day, looking for a sweatshirt. He wasn't buying the unisex concept: "You can't have men's clothes this near a rack of unitards." I pointed out a cool-looking velour sweatshirt I thought would look good on him. "Right," he said. "Who am I'm supposed to be, John McEnroe now?"